MEMORIES ARE MADE IN THE KITCHEN

Maybe it is the little things , like sharing a meal at the table that are more important than we realise . It is the little things that we never forget , our memories and family traditions . 1. My mothers menu consisted of two things , take it or leave it ! 2. What do you call cattle with a sense of humour? Laughingstock . 3. Underripe fruit will make jam too thick , overripe fruit will make jam too runny . 4.What do you call a sleeping bull ? A bulldozer . 5. What vegetables did Noah leave off the Ark ? Leeks . 6. My daughter is a water sign , my son is an earth sign , together they make mud . 7. Like prunes , we are not getting any better looking , but we do get sweeter . 8. A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining , the breeze is blowing , birds are singing and the lawn mower is broken . 9. Farmers are outstanding in their fields . 10. No one is good at everything but everyone is good at something . 11. Gardening requires a lot of water , most of it in the form of perspiration . 12.New gardeners learn by trowel and error . 13. After all is said and done , more is said than done . 14. How do you fix a broken tomato ? Tomato paste .